Why Do Flies Shit On The Mirrors?

He was unimpressed by the perfectly made bed, hotel table arrangement or the candle lights on the commode. He did not notice my jittery satisfaction when everything was ready as a guest of honor would appreciate it in effect. That pineapple pin placed strategically on top of a pile of messy golden jewelry, presumably what …

A Boy’s Mind

Hey girl, what’s up? Glad you like the dog photo. Fuck them boys, your dates and crushes. I am done with this dating thing as well! Like I am so tired of it… Just seeing people who do not want to settle and just wanna play around. But individually, not really together, you know?  I …

A Girl’s Mind

What are you doing right now? Are you also in a cafe’s window wearing no mask, no bra and staring at the people biking in the rain? This podium feels too good, doesn’t it? I can spot old ladies smoking like there is no tomorrow, baristas hugging before even washing their hands with that sanitizer …

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Hello! You are definitely a one, he said.  A one?  She asked. Yes, girls are either ones or zeros. Ones are those you would fuck and zeros are the ones you would never. It’s funny how they still have this insight even after 7 years of not fucking. His birthday wishes coming always have a reminder …

Closing John

Hey gorgeous, thanks for meeting me. I really need to say how sorry I am for making you go through probably a very intense exercise of imagining what has been going on with me all this time I was silent. I would like to open up to you and let you decide what you feel …

Editing LOVE – Chapter 1: Romanticism

Romanticism. No laundry talk. No domestic chores.  Romantics believe you should not discuss too many personal stuff with your partner. You should not show yourself too much as romanticism involves two partners that immediately understand each other. Haven't you heard? It's called intuitive knowing. You are not suppose to explain yourself because if they love you …

Hey You

Hey you.  Remember when I said let’s fall in love for the night and forget in the morning?  Cause I am the girl your girl hoped that you wouldn't have eyes for?  Remember when I said you shouldn't waste your eyes on jealous girls? Thought I knew every line you like. I like to push …

(my) Perfect Relationships

One of my 2019's wishes was to discover the perfect relationship. What is the perfect relationship and why set up a goal so high, you ask? Well firstly, you never know until you get it, and secondly, because when your goals are so high, if you fail, 'you will fail above everyone else’s success' (JC). …

Day 333

I actually googled that so don’t bother. It is day number 333 and I don’t even think about magic numbers. I feel so empowered today, from the highest point to the lowest, so here you go: The SKY is blue again in Denmark, thing I haven’t seen for too many weeks now. I am sitting …

’19 Thanks-Givings

Today I wished I’d be some kind of an American, sitting at a table with lots of friends and family members eating that all those mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce and just a little bit of that pie! I only did it once - joined a Thanksgiving dinner - and it felt so right! Maybe I …