day 117 TEASE
Her: Based on the intensity of my fantasies right now, you might be the no1 hottest guy I know.
Him: Daaaaamn. Do share!
Her: Gotta go.
Him: Where are you going?
Her: In the kitchen.
Him: I thought you were cumming…
day 246 REMORSE
Her: Just delete me. I am tired of thinking to send you sexy shots every time there is no one else but me to appreciate it.
Him: Never. How would I get my random boners then?
day 351 FRIENDS ZONE
Him: Meanwhile, can I get a pic? If you just mail it I wouldn’t have to ask all the time, you know?
Her: No. Stop asking. I am quitting you.
Him: Quit me with a pic so I know what I am missing.
Her: You already do. Good enough for me. Actually is not, but still. Your choices were made. By the way, do you wanna migrate with me to hotter lands?
Him: That would be a waste of hot guys, wouldn’t it?
Her: Don’t care. I just need you to get the visa. We can have an open relationship there, so win win 😉
Him: Haha ah it’s like that… you’re just using me.
Her: You can use me too.
Him: Hehe, I need a threesome to think about it.
Her: Then go have one.
Him: With you and someone else!
Her: You want me too much!
day 402 HIS BOREDOM & CURIOSITY
Him: Damn, no pics for a day… It’s getting sad. Learning to program yet? Or looking for love?
day 510 HER BOREDOM & CURIOSITY
Her: I want to sleep with you without making out.
Him: Weirdo. Why would you want that?
Her: To see if I feel anything?
Him: I don’t think you do. Or you would be sent me more hot pics and not let me suffer like this.
Her: You’re right. Lemme get back to you when I do feel anything.
Had she been single, she would have undoubtedly gone back to his apartment, which he made sure she knew was just down the street, and let him bang the shit out of her. Then she would have told all her friends about it in a state of deranged glee.
What is behind these two characters is way far from your imagination. 😉
…WHAT A WASTE!