If you ever wonder what is my first name, just ask me. If you ever wonder how life has been…
a series of unfortunate events #1
I do not have a boyfriend, but I know a handful of guys who are mad at me for saying…
And now she’s gone…
She was born in a wealthy family somewhere in the Carpathian Mountains. I never met her mother, but I always…
Let’s talk about bad sex, baby!
Men think bad sex is when their partner is boring. Women describe “bad sex” when they experience emotional discomfort or,…
Date Someone Who Will Break Your Heart
You should date someone who treats you like shit and eventually makes you feel the shittiest you’ve ever been. …
The Egg Story
You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless.…
Don’t Talk About Sex During Dinner
Our generation has less sex than our grandparents’ and that’s because we can talk about it more than we will…
The Way We Meet
You are really something. The things you’ve done, the places you’ve been, the people you’ve met… oh boy, the memories…
Hey, pretty girl*
Hey, pretty girl, how is it going? Who is seeing you naked these days? Who steals your eyes in their…
Is the Season to Be Rejected
After opening up about my current emotional level, my psychiatrist concluded: “Oh, that’s sad!” “Well, why do you think I…
