I think it’s about time you admit that you have a crush on me!
– I admit.
– I want that and that and that too. I want you to give me at least everything I gave you and well of course, don’t get boring. Confessions always bring misery and punishment is required.
– So now I have to make a decision or …say something?
That would be the painful outcome of starting this conversation, wouldn’t be?
– Not if you see it like that.
Right now it’s all fucked up. I haven’t had the right experiences or enough wisdom to figure out how telling someone you’re in love with might actually end up in your favor. And because of that I am afraid of doing it and probably a very large amount of singles are too. Tinder knows best.
So you are my SO. Am I yours?