Hello! It’s me. Single and fabulous. I just called to saaaay I Love You!
What? Can’t one just do this once in a lifetime just because life is beautiful, Santa is coming and there are a lot of parties in town?
I know, I know. You are emotionally unavailable, you have a girlfriend, we don’t match, this is not working out for your blah bleh bleh! I don’t care. I am in California Dreamin’ 😎