The Cheesiest Kiss

A few weeks ago, around 2:00 am, on the way from one bar to another, I stopped on the side of the street to talk to some strangers that seem like nice people. What are you guys doing tonight? Among them, there was one boy that wasn't scared of me. Well, he was quite drunk,…

a series of unfortunate events #1

 I do not have a boyfriend, but I know a handful of guys who are mad at me for saying that. I can also hear those thinking ''I wonder why!'. Well, sawry... Dating is a complex concept for mating that human beings use in order to develop relationships that ideally are meant to last longer…

Let’s talk about bad sex, baby!

Men think bad sex is when their partner is boring. Women describe “bad sex” when they experience emotional discomfort or, more often, physical pain. We live in a world where little girls are told they are pretty and grow up believing that this is what their social value resides in. We also live in a…

Don’t Talk About Sex During Dinner

Our generation has less sex than our grandparents' and that's because we can talk about it more than we will ever put in practice. I never talked to my parents about sex. I barely talked about sex with anybody until I was far away from home and anyone who could judge me. During all this…

Is the Season to Be Rejected

After opening up about my current emotional level, my psychiatrist concluded: "Oh, that’s sad!" “Well, why do you think I am here (bitch)?! I asked her rhetorically and politely leaving the last word out. The whole psychiatrist session lasted about fifteen minutes including the hello’s and “best of luck” wishes. She basically fired me by…

29 everyday things that are incredibly Unsexy

When they don’t text back When they say “nobody asked you to do that" extra chore When you get up early and they don’t even eat breakfast When they are wearing their home clothes but they smell bad When their dishes have leftovers on for days and they are somewhere else but the kitchen sink When you get flowers…