My mother always told me to be mysterious and to not say everything I think. But do you think I listen to my mother? Well, of course! All the time I can hear her voice saying this and that! But do I really do what the voices in my head are telling me? Sure. And it does bring me somewhat good outcomes and rather pleasant feedback. For example, I remember how over the moon I was when the boy I liked texted me saying: ‘oh, you’re so mysterious!’ Hell yeah, I am! Look, mom, I made it!! It was like winning the olympics. But I only got like 4th place in the olympics so it definitely could feel better. And between you and I, I imagine winning the olympics is when my mystery is elucidated in a very mysterious way that is absolutely out in the air! You know what I mean? 😄
That was one day, and that feeling lasted until my next emotional outbreak. PMS! Ok, there goes my mystery. I do tend to speak a bit too much of my mind. For example yesterday… I went inside the striptease club downstairs for the first time ever with the administrator lady to get a genitor’s phone number. Don’t ask! Then I spent one hour in the bike shop next door just because the seller guy loves Gica Hagi. Thus he liked me and showed me 7 bikes. ‘You know I still watch 20 years old football matches? I love it! my wife asks me, how can you still like to watch them, they are so old? Then I tll her, my mom is old and I still like her!’ laughs!!! 😂
I am so easy! Until I speak my mind. Then I am outrageously complicated, an over-thinker and too sensitive. Don’t believe me? Just watch! I am so confident! Until I speak my mind. Then you will see I know nothing for sure. I am quite insecure. I am so sexy! Until I speak my mind and tell a lifetime bachelor I want to settle. That is not sexy. But I think it’s pretty funny. 😄 Just like telling a polyamorous guy you are monogamous. It is a bit sad, I know…
So what am I? I am really hungry right now. But it is way past dinner time and I hate how my pants got one size bigger (another one). It’s not the pants’ fault, I know! So what do I do when I am hungry? I read about food. I swallow my weird tasting saliva and funnily, I remember the taste of the last guy I kissed. Weird, huh!? Well, I am sure everyone does this and it’s completely normal (just like checking their Instagram 😅). I am just not mysterious about it. 🙊
You know what else might be weird? That I love talking about some things I am not even good at it. Like mystery, cooking and sex. oh, oh! ups, think I should leave the last two out, just to keep a bit of mystery here. Just saying. Who knows, maybe you’re the one my mom was thinking I should impress. ‘No idea emoji’ 🤷🏻♀️
What about you? What did your mother tell you and still resonates in your memory but does not comply into your actions? What is it that you think of when you’re hungry but too polite with your body not to eat in the middle of the night? What do you think about sex and cooking? How mysterious are you? How does your saliva taste now?
Cheers, kisses and apologies. For (ruining) the mystery!